CW, you might this find this offensive (but it makes me laugh). You know this is always my favorite gift guide. I do this every year and it seems to be YOUR favorite, too. A reminder: this is all in good fun and meant to be silly! I will always just love the combination of pretty profanity.
This rounds out this year’s eight gift guides so in case you missed them: the best hostess gifts, gifts under $100, gifts under $25, gifts that will get you favorite auntie status (for the kids), gifts for the indoor kid, for the cat mom, and of course: my favorite luxurious gifts. Gift guides are always a big undertaking (but a fun, enjoyable one!!!). Until next year!
Gift Guide: F*ck It
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NecklaceI love the juxtaposition of foul language and pretty cursive.Shop -
NotepadShop -
PillowFurbish always gets it right. This one is hilarious.Shop -
Thank You NotesJust (fucking) brilliant.Shop -
Desk SignJust perfect. A great gift for your work bestie (if that’s their sense of humor, of course!).Shop -
Set of Socksbest $12 giftI bought these for a few different pals last year and it was a crowd pleaser.Shop -
Wax SealI love the idea of putting such an irreverent touch on something so classic. (It says Fuck Off).Shop -
Coloring BookNo better way to calm down when stressed/angry than coloring!Shop -
Do It Now / Fuck ItThis feels necessary. A fun take on prioritization.Shop -
NotepadI just love this.Shop -
Password BookReader FavoriteThis was one of my top selling products for the whole year!Shop -
Notepad SetThese are just brilliant!Shop -
NecklaceSimple and to the point.Shop -
Neon SignSends a message, that’s for sure!Shop -
Eye MaskAmazing but also I love that it’s silk and very oversized.Shop -
Snow GlobeI received this as a gift several years ago and it is still one of my most treasured possessions.Shop -
WTF Post-ItsThese would be another great work bestie gift.Shop -
RingCute and inexpensive.Shop -
StampAnother great coworker / colleague gift.Shop -
Offensive Pen SetSo funI bought a few sets of these to give friends… they crack me up!Shop -
T-ShirtPREACH!Shop -
Eye Masklove!The fabric, the colors, the font… this is just perfection. I ordered one for myself and my best friend.Shop -
Sticky TabsThese crack me up!Shop -
MugI strongly dislike this word but thought this mug was extremely clever.Shop -
MugSo clever – as you drink, the middle finger is revealed.Shop -
Moisturizersuper hydrating!This is actually a really great moisturizer — really rich and thick! Love the name.Shop -
SculptureI have this and constantly get asked about it. It’s such a fun addition to my office bookshelf.Shop
Fucking love
<3 xoxo
I bought that snowglobe when you posted it a couple of years ago and it’s ALWAYS a conversation starter! I’m so happy you include it each year so I can send the link to people! Also, I really need that middle finger brass statue to complement it
Oh I am so glad!! It really is just the best ever.
I laughed so hard at this post! Even showed my hubby and he also loved it! Thank you for ending my very busy Monday with a some great, always good for you laughter!!!
I’m so glad – I laugh making it!
That rich bitch moisturizer is the perfect little gift! Also have always admired the middle finger sculpture. Such a fun list.
xo Jessica
an indigo day
Thank you, Jes!
I really respect this gift guide, very necessary for life and can be good gifts for the right crowd/myself 🙂
haha same here 😉 thank you Vicky!